"Who gets the girls?"

While listening in to a conversation I was having about girls, Amy pipes in.

Amy: Wait, who are you talking about?

Me (motioning to myself and saying with faux-cockiness): Who do you think I'm talking about? I mean, who's the guy that gets all the girls?

Amy stares at me blankly for a while, then with a puzzled look replies "Oh, you mean me?"

Me: ...