More Hitler Talk

Amy: So what was Hitler anyways? I thought he was just a "Saddam Husame" somewhere else...




Amy: Do you think there are still Nazis? Or even Nazi lovers?

Cory: Are you serious?

Amy: Yeah, do you think some nazis stayed alive and have nazi kids?

Cory: Yes, of course! How do you not know this?!

Amy: REALLY?! So is Hitler still alive?




Amy: When was all this "Hitler-stuff" popular?

Cory: Popular isn't the best word choice. It has positive connotations.

Amy: Whatever, but, like, when did it happen? I'm going to look it up.

Cory: No! Guess first! I want to hear what you think. You've given me so much content for the blog already. Don't stop now. Just try and make an educated guess.

Amy: I can't.

Cory: Just try.

Amy: K, well I think it was olden days with black-and-white TV. So mom was born in 1950...(1957 is the correct date), and she had to get a colour TV, or even an olden day TV when she was born, so....befooooore mom was born? So...19..1980?! Was it 1980?

Cory: Mom was born around 1980?

Amy: I don't know, was she? Wait! I mean, 1880!

Cory: Mom was born around 1880 now?

Amy: I'm just going to look it up. (several seconds later) I WAS RIGHT! I LOOKED UP HITLER AND IT SAYS HE WAS BORN 1889! So...how old is that....? K, wait. I can figure this out easy! Your birthday is in 1988, so Hitler was born....ONE THOUSAND YEARS AGO!

Cory: WHAT?!

Amy: K, I can't do math.

Cory: Obviously not.

Amy: Oh, wait! I messed up! I mean one thousand and one years ago!

Cory: Nope, you're further from the mark there.





Amy: It says here Hitler led Germany in World War II. Did you know that? Geez, how many World Wars were there? I don't even know what a World War is. Grandpa was in a war once, right? Was it a World War?

Cory: Yeah.

Amy: So he knew Hitler?!

Cory: No.




Amy: As if some people learn about Hitler in school...

Cory: What do you mean "as if?"

Amy: I mean, he's a bad guy, right? Why are they teaching kids about bad people? Hey! Does that mean all the new kids have to learn about "Sam Husame?" I mean, "Sackam Hudame." Ugh, I don't know his name. Never mind.