Poop in a Jar

Amy (out of no where, by the way): Cory, remember that guy in high school who had feces in a jar?

Cory: What?! I graduated the year you went into the school, so I might have missed him. What do you mean he had feces in a jar?

Amy:Oh, maybe it was middle school, then. But, this guy had feces in a jar. It was horse, I think.

Cory: What do you mean? Did he walk around with this jar under his arm?

Amy: No, it was in a science room. Like, why would he even have that?

Cory: Well, a science room males more sense, I suppose. But I don't know why he would keep it in a jar. You can just go to the farm any day and pick some new stuff off the ground.

Amy: What? They're on the ground?

Cory: Yeah, where else would horse feces be?

Amy: FECEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! FECES IS POOP! I MEANT BABIES! A....a....FEFUS! NO! FECES! NO! FE....TUS! FETUS!!!!

Cory: Oh, one of the science teachers had a horse fetus in a jar? That sounds normal.

Amy: Yeah, why would he have one? Where did he get it? Does it stay little 'cause it's in the jar?

Cory: It's dead.

Amy: I know. How do you get it? Did they cut it out of the mom horse?

Cory: Possibly.

Amy: What if they cut a baby out of a human? Can they do that?

Cory: A C-section?

Amy: Oh, is that how that works? Like, what if the baby is this big (makes a fist) and they cut open the mom. Can they see the baby?

Cory: ...If I have a ball this big (I make a fist now) and it's in a box, and I open the box, can I see the ball?

Amy: Yeah?

Cory: Yeah.

Amy: So what if the baby is cut out and it's that small. Like, it hasn't stopped growing in the mom's stomach, I mean. Can it live?

Cory: That depends on a lot of factors. Some can, some are born too early.

Amy: That's called pre-something. I learned about it once somewhere, and the babies are small. But they live if you just quick throw them under the bright light.

Cory: (I'm laughing now) The bright light?

Amy: Yeah, there's this bright light with plastic around it, and the light gives the baby oxygen or something, so it will live. I saw it once on a TV show.