Save The Whale Day

Amy: ...and then there's this "Go Green!" stuff people say. What's that even about? Like, pick up garbage? Not me. That's dirty. OH! HAVE YOU HEARD OF SAVE THE WHAAAAALES?! D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

(Amy here bursts into uncontrollable laughter. She's crying and shaking from laughing so hard. She can barely breathe as the following goes on, and every response we give makes her laugh even harder)

Mom: Yeah, Save the Whales.

Amy: D'AAAAAAAAA! Save the WHALE Day! What is that, even? I EVEN SEEN CELEBRITIES TWEET IT!!!! SAVE THE WHALESSSS! What is it even about?

Cory: Saving whales.

Amy: HAHAHAHAHAA!  OHHHH! Like, what is it, like, "Oh, here's a whale let's SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVEEEEEEEEEEEE IT! HAHAHAHAH!"

Cory: I don't get what's so funny about it.

Amy: Why does the whale even need to be saved? And why don't people just save it. All the celebrities are are, like, "don't throw garbage on the beach" and "pick up garbage on the beach." Why don't they just go save the whale themselves. Picking up garbage isn't saving some whale! SAVE THE WHALE! WHY DO THEY CALL IT THAT?! IT'S SOOOOO FUNNY! SAVE THE WHALE!

Mom: It's to prevent endangered species of whales from going extinct due to poaching and whaling.

Amy: Extinct? Then it doesn't even matter. That means they are already all dead, right? So you can't save the whale. SAVE THE WHAAAALE!





She leaves the kitchen to go watch TV, but a moment later sticks her head around the corner and looks and me and says, "Oh, yeah, and there's Shark Week. Whatever that is." Then leaves again.