Listening to country music, Amy states: "Nashville, Tennessee is the only place in Texix (Texas) that I know of."
Asked what state Los Angeles is in, Amy answers: "North America."
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Next of Kin
When discussing wills, I brought up the term "next of kin."
Amy: Nexican?
Me: Next of kin.
Amy: Nexican...? You mean "Mexican," right?
Me: No. Next. Of. Kin.
Amy (bursting out laughing): MOM! Cory can't say "Mexican" properly! He says it starts with a "n!" Nexican!
Me: No. Next. Of. Kin. Like my children would be my next of kin.
Amy: Are you going to marry a Mexican girl?
Me: No! Not "Mexican!"
Amy: Then how are you going to have Mexican children? I mean "Nexican!" HAHAHAHA! You can't say it right! And you call me dumb!
Me: This has nothing to do with Mexicans. It's "next of kin." Three words. Next.
Amy: Yeah.
Me: Of.
Amy: Yeah.
Me: Kin.
Amy: Kin? That's not a real word. Stop trying to cover up that you couldn't say "Mexican" right. You're just embarrassed.
Amy: Nexican?
Me: Next of kin.
Amy: Nexican...? You mean "Mexican," right?
Me: No. Next. Of. Kin.
Amy (bursting out laughing): MOM! Cory can't say "Mexican" properly! He says it starts with a "n!" Nexican!
Me: No. Next. Of. Kin. Like my children would be my next of kin.
Amy: Are you going to marry a Mexican girl?
Me: No! Not "Mexican!"
Amy: Then how are you going to have Mexican children? I mean "Nexican!" HAHAHAHA! You can't say it right! And you call me dumb!
Me: This has nothing to do with Mexicans. It's "next of kin." Three words. Next.
Amy: Yeah.
Me: Of.
Amy: Yeah.
Me: Kin.
Amy: Kin? That's not a real word. Stop trying to cover up that you couldn't say "Mexican" right. You're just embarrassed.
Banks
Amy (to my Mom): Mom, I want to change banks.
Mom: Why?
Amy: 'Cause all my friends use a different one, and they get more money from it. And I want to be at the same bank as my friends.
Mom: Which bank do they use?
Amy: Uhhh...it's called the "ATM" bank.
Mom: Why?
Amy: 'Cause all my friends use a different one, and they get more money from it. And I want to be at the same bank as my friends.
Mom: Which bank do they use?
Amy: Uhhh...it's called the "ATM" bank.
Tobogganing is VERY fun
Amy told me this story recently.
"I can't go tobogganing anymore. It's too fun. When I was a kid, every time I went tobogganing, I peed myself. I'd be going down the hill, and it'd be so much fun, and I'd be laughing like crazy, then I'd stop at the bottom, but I'd just keep laughing 'cause it was so much fun, and I'd laugh so hard that I'd pee my pants. Sometimes, there'd even be steam 'cause the pee was so hot. We'd always have to go home after I went down once because I needed to change, so I would stop telling Mom and Dad that I peed, just so I could keep sledding 'cause it was so much fun until the pee stopped being warm and it was just wet. I still do that even today. If I go tobogganing even with my friends, I go down once and I sit and laugh like crazy at the bottom until I pee myself and we have to go home. They don't care. They just know I do that. 'Cause it's too much fun. Need a diaper. Every time."
"I can't go tobogganing anymore. It's too fun. When I was a kid, every time I went tobogganing, I peed myself. I'd be going down the hill, and it'd be so much fun, and I'd be laughing like crazy, then I'd stop at the bottom, but I'd just keep laughing 'cause it was so much fun, and I'd laugh so hard that I'd pee my pants. Sometimes, there'd even be steam 'cause the pee was so hot. We'd always have to go home after I went down once because I needed to change, so I would stop telling Mom and Dad that I peed, just so I could keep sledding 'cause it was so much fun until the pee stopped being warm and it was just wet. I still do that even today. If I go tobogganing even with my friends, I go down once and I sit and laugh like crazy at the bottom until I pee myself and we have to go home. They don't care. They just know I do that. 'Cause it's too much fun. Need a diaper. Every time."
Vasectomies
Amy, on the topic of pregancies:
"Can't guys stop getting pregnant? Like, don't they "rederm" their sperm thing, so they can't get pregnant?
"Can't guys stop getting pregnant? Like, don't they "rederm" their sperm thing, so they can't get pregnant?
No Idea About This One
Amy (out of no where): I want an... "allowance." No, I mean a... "alliluance." Umm...no, a....what's-it-called? A...a "lion's esses." ARGH! Do you know what I mean?! Like, Justin Bieber has one!
(We never figured out what she was talking about with this one.)
(We never figured out what she was talking about with this one.)
Amy's Accents
While watching the American Country Music Awards, Amy looks over and my mom and me.
Amy: When I grow up, I want a Nashville boy. So he can be all: (in a terrible Australian accent) "G'day, mate!"
My Mom and I: ....
Amy: No, wait! I mean: (in the same accent) "G'day Mate!" No! I mean: (in a poor British accent) "G'day, Mate!" NO! WAIT, I CAN DO THIS! (in a normal voice) "Good. Day. Mate." NO! WAIT! (in a super-high Australian accent) "G'daaaaayyy, maaate!"
Me: ...None of those were even close. And you might want to try "Howdy, partner" since "g'day, mate" is an Australian greeting.
Amy: Never mind, then. But you guys know what I mean, right?
Amy: When I grow up, I want a Nashville boy. So he can be all: (in a terrible Australian accent) "G'day, mate!"
My Mom and I: ....
Amy: No, wait! I mean: (in the same accent) "G'day Mate!" No! I mean: (in a poor British accent) "G'day, Mate!" NO! WAIT, I CAN DO THIS! (in a normal voice) "Good. Day. Mate." NO! WAIT! (in a super-high Australian accent) "G'daaaaayyy, maaate!"
Me: ...None of those were even close. And you might want to try "Howdy, partner" since "g'day, mate" is an Australian greeting.
Amy: Never mind, then. But you guys know what I mean, right?
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