Diseases

Amy: Mom! I want candy. Buy me candy! Buy it while I'm tanning today.

Mom: No, I'm not buying you candy.

Amy: But you can buy it right next to the tanning place while you wait for me. Just buy me some tanning while I'm candying. Wait! Did you hear what I said? I said tanning while I'm candying. I mixed up my words....You know, sometimes I do that. It's because I have an STD.

Mom: An STD?

Amy: No, not an STD. An STI. Did you know that, Mom? There are no STD's. It's STI. Sexually Transmitted Infection. There's no more diseases. STD's don't exist anymore. Diseases are exincludable.

Mom: Exincludable?

Amy: Yeah, it means you can't catch them anymore.