My sister Amy has an incredible talent of saying and doing the stupidest things. Sometimes she just doesn't think before she speaks, sometimes she doesn't even bother thinking after she speaks, and in both cases, I feel it's my duty to try and teach her by pointing out her mistakes--in the most mockingly way possible. She's now 17 years old (not sarcasm or exaggeration, though you may feel like you'll have to think so to make these stories believable), and after years and years of amazingly confusing and dumb lines she has spewed, I decided I should start to catalog them, and so THIS BLOG IS BORN!
I intend to post every new ridiculous thing she says and does, as well as post nostalgic stories from the even-dumber-days of her chronological childhood (I specify because she remains a child intellectually, as you'll come to see). I will do my best to re-state her words as closely as possible with ideally no paraphrasing, exaggeration, or omissions.
This post being more of a welcome to test the blog-waters, the first story will be in my next post. It shouldn't be long, though; she's a stupid gold mine.
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