I caught this back and forth between my mom and my sister when I was making myself food in the kitchen.
Amy: Echo (our dog) likes dicks, did you know that?
Mom: Why do you even say things? Like, do you even think before you open your mouth?
Amy: I'm just saying! She's a girl, so she likes dicks. That's how it works.
Then after thinking for a moment, Amy says this (and I'm using her EXACT words):
Amy: Does bunnies has penises?
Mom: Why?! Here, I'll just say this: all mammals have penises.
Amy: So bees have penises?!
Mom: I said mammals. Not animals.
Amy: Yeah, I know.
Mom: Oh, ok. I was hoping you had heard me wrong. That's too bad.
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