Thursday, October 21, 2010

The Bunnies and the Bees

I caught this back and forth between my mom and my sister when I was making myself food in the kitchen.

Amy: Echo (our dog) likes dicks, did you know that?

Mom: Why do you even say things? Like, do you even think before you open your mouth?

Amy: I'm just saying! She's a girl, so she likes dicks. That's how it works.

Then after thinking for a moment, Amy says this (and I'm using her EXACT words):

Amy: Does bunnies has penises?

Mom: Why?! Here, I'll just say this: all mammals have penises.

Amy: So bees have penises?!

Mom: I said mammals. Not animals.

Amy: Yeah, I know.

Mom: Oh, ok. I was hoping you had heard me wrong. That's too bad.

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