Some are good, some are bad, some are hilarious

At the breakfast table, for no reason Amy strikes up this conversation:


Amy: Did people smoke lots of weed when you were in school?

Me: Some people did, yeah.

Amy: Oh....because people smoke weed at school still.

Me: I'd be surprised if they didn't.

Amy: It's just weird, you know?

Me: What is? Smoking weed?

Amy: No, that people smoked weed when you were in school, too. That means it was around when you were in school.


*NOTE* My sister and I are 4 years apart in age.


Me: ...you thought it just appeared in the last year or so?

Amy: Well, no, but I mean it wasn't around back when mom was alive.


Simultaneously, my mom (who is alive and was listening in from the other room) and I burst out laughing.


Amy: What? WHAT?! What's so funny? I don't get it! Why are you laughing?!

Me (through laughter): Why do you think we're laughing?

Amy: Because weed is older than mom or something? I don't know....OHH! Weed was around when mom was in school? Then if weed was around back then, that means mom was a hardcore druggie, right?